I Missed an Upper Body Today

Brain damage? Too many recreational drugs as a youth? Maybe just old age? I don't know how to explain it. I got up this morning, had my breakfast of eggs & wheat toast, and packed my gym bag. I counted my socks, put in my favorite t-shirt - the one that shows my pecs nicely after a few bench presses - made sure I had both shoes, and zipped her shut.

My day worked out perfectly. I visited a customer and made my way to the gym with an 11:00 am ETA. Then I looked over to the passenger seat and noticed it was empty. To the untrained eye, no big deal. But to a pro that I am, I realised that I had left my gym bag at home. Idiot!